Not Me! Monday

I did not just now realize (at 10:30 pm) that today is in fact Monday and that this would have been yet another week that I missed my favorite blog carnival! Nope! Not me!! Who forgets what day of the week it is?! Not me!

On Sunday while talking to another choir member at church, I did not refer to Hayden as having blue hair and blonde eyes instead of blonde hair and blue eyes. Nope! I also did not continue the conversation, thinking that all was correct with my previous statement, only to be stopped by the look of amusement in her face. No way! That would have been embarassing!

There has not been a little gnat following me around all day. Nope! And it is not making me wonder if I smell and if that is the reason it likes me. After all, why would I smell??

I did not start calling my children "who-ever-you-are" or "you-know-what-your-name-is!". Nope! I never confuse their names! Never! They also do not laugh hysterically when I do not do this.

Now would typically be the time when I encourage all of you faithful readers to participate in Not Me! Monday. However, seeing as I almost forgot about it again, we'll save it for next week! Or not.